Scene: Joel is shaving, Robyn is deciding how many pairs of leggings are appropriate for Christmas in Bend.
Joel: (face covered in shaving cream) What if I had a giant white beard?
Robyn: You'd be called Pappy and sell maple syrup on the side of the road. On weekends you'd play in a jug band at the local gin joint. But you wouldn't be playing the jug so much as drinking moonshine and hassling the mandolin player.
Joel: Great! Just checking. (dances a bit of a jig)
Robyn:
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